Daily Ha-ha
A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms. The pharmacist
says the condoms come in packs of 3, 9 or 12 and asks which the young
man wants.
"Well," he said, "I've been seeing this girl for a while and she's
really hot. I want the condoms because I think tonight's 'the' night.
"We're having dinner with her parents, and then we're going out. And I've got a
feeling I'm gonna get lucky after that. Once she's had me, she'll want me
all the time, so you'd better give me the 12 pack."
The young man makes his purchase and leaves. Later that evening, he sits
down to dinner with his girlfriend and her parents. He asks if he might give
the blessing, and they agree. He begins the prayer, but continues praying with his head
down for several minutes after everyone starts eating. The girl leans over
and says,
"You never told me that you were such a religious person."
He leans over to her and says, "You never told me that your father was a pharmacist."
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